STEVE

Before the chain, before the memes, before the bags were even packed… There was Steve.

He wasn't born. He just appeared. Some say it was during a Base outage. Others claim he materialized on a discarded USB stick between two Reddit shitposts in 2017. All we know is: Steve didn't ask to be here. And yet… here he is.

🐸 Who Is Steve?

Steve is Pepe's cousin — the one that never went viral, never got political, never got caught in the meta. While Pepe was out getting co-opted by the internet and Brett was mooning, Steve was just vibing. Hoodie on. Beanbag warm. Screen dimmed.

He never chased pumps. He never fought FUD. He doesn't even have a MetaMask password. Steve's wallet connects itself. He's the frog who missed every bull run… and still ended up making it.

🔮 The Prophecy of Steve

That frog? It's Steve. Now he's on Base. He didn't ask to be. But he's here. And if you're lucky, you might just catch him caring — once. Maybe.

💬 Steve's 5 Commandments

• 1. Don't rush. Steve never does.
• 2. DYOR. Steve didn't.
• 3. Hold or don't. Steve won't notice.
• 4. No roadmap, just vibes.
• 5. If it moons, it was meant to. If it rugs… Steve's still on the beanbag.